Artistic

When said in a British accent it becomes “autistic”. A great way to secretly insult your friends

Bob: joe, you are so artistic (in a British accent)
Joe: why thank you, bob
Bob: 00f

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 27, 2019

con-artistic

having or revealing natural skills of a person who cheats or tricks others by persuading them to believe something that is not true.

Man, I was about to hit it and quit it but then she took off her nails, weave, and miracle bra. I'm not fucking with that con-artistic ass anymore.

by crunkberry May 20, 2016

Aristide

Weed, Marijuana (not hash)

derived from the former Dictator of Haiti, Jean Bertran Aristide.

Kind of in the cockney vain of slang terms (rhyming with the original term, Aristide-weed)

I went down to the Plaza and I met a couple of fine african gentlemen who were able to introduce me to President Aristide

by Lou Stenspayce April 1, 2004

artistic differences

a euphemism used by a untalented musician when breaks up with his talented bandmates.

"You guys used to be such a riot! What happened?"
"Artistic differences."

by JohnnyLurg August 6, 2010

aristideified

one who becomes compassionate towards others and thereby becomes deified. (based on the ww2 rescuer Aristides Sousa Mendes who became compassionate and later became an icon)

that guy became aristideified after saving the lady from drowning at the beach

by ari mendel March 11, 2008

Artistic Quotient

Artistic quotient is the perceived level of artistic taste an individual possesses. Abbreviated as AQ.

According to the purveyors of this term, a person with a high artistic quotient is one who indulges in art that is underground, non-mainstream, quirky, eclectic or kvlt.

Death metal guy: Hey, how did your date go?

Indie filmmaker guy: Bad ... she listens to Lady Gaga.

Death metal guy: Oh ... can I have her number then?

Indie filmmaker guy: Are you fucking kidding me! Do you want me to repeat how low her Artistic Quotient is!

by Der Gelb Baron December 5, 2011

Armista

A beautiful, loving wife with two beautiful children.

I wish I were an Armista so I wouldn't be jealous.

by Armista December 21, 2016