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One Armed Mexican Bandit

When one pleasures themselves with a sprinkling of chilli sauce on the hand.
I had a great One armed Mexican bandit last night. Might have used too much chilli though my cock's still glowing!
by Buuung November 20, 2014
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Armand

A hot and sexy guy that is hard to resist being around. When you get to know him, he is soo funny and fun to be around. He can make every day brighter. Seems like a jerk when you first meet him, but is really not. He is nice, caring, funny, sweet, and can be sensitive but does not want to show it. Very strong. Strong on the outside, but nice on the inside.
1. Wow, he is so cute, he must be an Armand.

2. Wow, that dude is ripped, he must be an Armand.
by Ciarra123 December 23, 2009
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worms armageddon

The best Worms game in the series, available for PS, N64, and PC.
"Yeah, yeah you may have kicked my ass in couter strike, but I'll own you in Worms Armageddon!"
by Herbie Hancock June 30, 2004
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Hidden Armadillo

The ordinary looking type of guy that manages to hook up with unbelievably attractive women due to his enormous wang.
(Incidentally, armadillos have the largest penises relative to their body size)
"Dude, that chick is way out of his league!"
"Nope. He's a hidden armadillo."
"Damn!"
by JoZErDevNull March 11, 2010
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Canadian Armed Forces

A small but well trained, motivated and professional fighting force. The Canadian Forces (or CF for short) is an entity that encompasses the Canadian Army, Navy and Air Force; although each element maintains its own structure within the CF, for administrative reasons, the were unified under one command in the 1970s. This made recruitment and budget planning simpler, as quotas and allocations (personnel or financiary) are centrally planned as to allow the CF to better accomplish the overall tasks and missions it handles.

The CF was primarily used as a peacekeeping force during the Cold War (the Korean War being the only event where Canadians participated in full-scale armed conflict during that period), but with the collapse of the Soviet Union, the Canadian Forces faced increasingly complex scenarios, which necessitated a review of the overall mission of the CFs. Although Canada remains dedicated to peace and stability in the world, the Canadian Forces are today participating in active warfighting in Afghanistan, having taken over responsability of the volatile Kandahar province, seat of power of the Taliban regime, from the US. The CF have been extremely successful on operations, though have taken a number of casualties, mainly from improvised explosive devices, or IEDs.

The last few years have seen the CF resurgent. From the dark times of the early 1990s, when many scandals, massive underfunding and extremely severe shortage of personnel tarnished the Forces' honour and image, to the current level of popular support for the servicemen and women (if not for the mission in Afghanistan itself) and the moral and financial support of the government, much has changed. The CF of today is strong, proud and ever dedicated to fulfilling its duty to the nation and its people.
-There are currently 2000+ members of the Canadian Armed Forces deployed and fighting in Afghanistan.
-Altough the CF doesn't have all the big toys, the Canadian infantryman is possibly the best equiped footslogger in the world, even outshining his American counterpart in personnal equipment.
by 2Lt OJV Deschênes December 28, 2008
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Wife Armed

When an un-foreshadowed plot twist completely invalidates a story.
The plot of the new Bionic Commando game completely got completely wife armed.
by Hazor_Dral September 20, 2009
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Armadebton

A state when a country's debt continues to rise and nothing can stop it. The sign that a country has truly crossed into Armadebton, is when the country's political community cannot make a decision on whether or not the country's debt ceiling should be raised, thus causing a nationwide financial meltdown, losing many their jobs, homes, and food.
John: Why can't the government make a decision on whether or not to raise the debt ceiling? I might get fired!

Doug: Oh man, its Armadebton!
by Thisbe102 July 30, 2011
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