Assraper's Anonymous

Usually referred to (and mistaken for) as AA others may think of "Alcoholic's Anonymous". This is an elite group of mainly men, who cannot stop their urges for unwillful butt sex. Many members have joined, but the longest recorded record of one staying with the program was 72 hours. Statistics show that only 12% of members are looking for help, when the other 88% are there for more prey.

Guy #1: Hey man, did you hear about (name)? I heard he joine AA; I can't believe it!
Guy #2: Dude, no way! He never had a SIP of alcohol!
Guy #1: No dude, not AA, AA- Assraper's Anonymous.
Guy #2: Oh. Yeah, I can totally see that actually, he's a freak.

by tom-paul June 29, 2008

assrape

What happens when you drop the soap in the Alabama Penetiniary system.

Man, Bubba assraped me last night when i dropped my soap in the showers!

by Contribution To Society July 24, 2003

assrash

When you have an itch in your ass.

"Oh i got a bad assrash today"

by Bubba Smith jr September 18, 2006

assrambler

One who rambles the asses. See also: fag machine

Anderson Cooper has neither confirmed nor denied rumors that he is an assrambler

by redslime August 15, 2006

southside assraper

He is that one weird boy in class who can be described as fat gay and slow cough js cough

Man is he staring at u again? What a Southside assraper

by Kidd PSYCHO February 17, 2018

apsara

In Sanskrit, the term means "celestial dancers." Apsaras can be found in Hindu mythology. They also appear on the walls of the world's largest religious structure, Angkor Wat (located in Cambodia).

On Angkor Wat, all the beautiful apsaras were shown bare-breasted and they were generously endowed.

by DaCatsMeow July 13, 2007

assrag

A dedicated washcloth used in place of one's hand to clean one's rectum.

Sick! I can't believe he just washed the dishes with my assrag!

by zatr5000 November 5, 2005