Bobs appointment

Was faker than trumps election

So fake
Bobs appointment was faker than u

by Trolling January 28, 2019

pipe appointment

Booty call.

“When a girl wears a baggy shirt and Yeezy slides- pipe appointment.” “Like, the way girls dress sometimes when they’re going to the airport is the same way they dress for a pipe appointment.”

by anonymous May 27, 2023

Appointment Day

the day a common dealer picks up and his/her clients make appointments to buy, usually referring to marijuana.

Stoner 1: "Darn, I am fresh out of nuggets."

Stoner 2: "Don't be sad, it's Appointment Day!"

Stoner 1: "Hooray!"

by Jay-Jay Biggie December 19, 2010

Dentist Appointment

When you're having sex and you pull out and nut on the toothbrush and she brushes her teeth with it.

Guy: "Yo how was your date last night"
Friend: "It was sick I took her to a dentist appointment"
Guy: "Damn, she must have some pearly whites now"

by lematt October 11, 2018

Thursdays Appointment

The appointment that you arranged for Thursday. What your plan is for one of the following Thursdays.

"Sorry, I can't hang out Thursday, remember I have Thursdays Appointment?"

by Mike Chanler February 17, 2004

swiss appointment

appoinment that is scheduled with a Swiss National precisely in umm... at least three weeks in advance because otherwise they would loose face not to have any appointment in the mean time at all and to appear too needy to make the appointment too soon.

I'm gonna have my swiss appointment with Reto in a fortnight. Gosh he'll sit around for two weeks just preparing that.

by philippedemorat August 6, 2012

Dentist appointment

Code words for sex appointment

I need to leave work early. I have a dentist appointment

by Exciter 29 July 26, 2021