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applejacked

Characterized by marked muscular development; powerfully built; swole; ripped; jacked
"Man did you see that linebacker for the rams?"
"Hell yeah he was applejacked!"
by liljew July 4, 2008
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Applejack

A completely tall man who shits himself during math. He hates everyone and faps every night to an image of himself. Also fucks a Stimac every night.
You're such an Applejack.
by Everyn December 12, 2016
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applefuck

What you scream when you punch a fucking Apple computer
Student: “Hey Mr. Cock, I took a picture yesterday and I don’t know how to edit it corre-“
Mr. Cock: “APPLEFUCK!” *punches computer, throws it across room, pisses on it*
by Pickle sickle February 8, 2018
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Applejack

A punch in the throat or adams' apple.
Oh, dude! He punched her right in the throat! What an applejack!
by KeltsinFeff August 13, 2008
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Applefuck

A word used to describe someone who's fantasy's are having sex with fruit
That guy is definitely a applefuck
by Jarard August 7, 2019
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Applesuck

The sudden, uncontrollable urge to suck a fruit.
Mike: Oh no, I’m feeling applesuck.
by Snek_ June 12, 2021
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applelicker

A person who flirts with or dates another person's crush for a short period of time, not out of strong desire, but rather as a method to spite the person with the crush.

Originally derived from the childish behavior of licking someone's food, such as an apple, and then giving it back to the other person, just to ruin the other's experience.

Can also be used as a verb, to like someone's apple.
Sally doesn't even really like Ted. She's just hitting on him to piss off Allison. What an applelicker!

Yeah, she's totally licking Allison's apple!
by Jerk4240 July 26, 2007
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