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applelicker

A person who flirts with or dates another person's crush for a short period of time, not out of strong desire, but rather as a method to spite the person with the crush.

Originally derived from the childish behavior of licking someone's food, such as an apple, and then giving it back to the other person, just to ruin the other's experience.

Can also be used as a verb, to lick someone's apple.
Sally doesn't even really like Ted. She's just hitting on him to piss off Allison. What an applelicker!

Yeah, she's totally licking Allison's apple!
by Jerk4240 July 5, 2007
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Brayden AppleSnack

When watching gay porn yell help Brayden Apple Snack and then stop jacking off then wait for someone to enter asking if your ok then after they leave continue on weed whacking till you nutt.
I almost got caught doing the Brayden AppleSnack, a suicide mission
by Janis1231 December 30, 2020
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applefucked

1. Being stalked and blackmailed for not dating someone. Typically, the stalker resembles a very tall Howdy Doody. On other occasions the stalker can look like an Oompa Loompa

2. Purchasing an Apple product only to realize that the newer version is being announced the next day.
I was just applefucked.

He said I had to sleep with him otherwise he would applefuck me.
by DrPhist November 5, 2011
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applesock

when you drop two apples into a sock, it looks like a ball sack. So, hence the name apple sock for your ball sack.
DUDE, YOUR SUCH AN APPLESOCK!
by sexii_bbi12 September 1, 2009
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applejected

when you are kicked out of the Apple store for looking at porn on the big computers or making prank phone calls on the Iphones
man i just got Applejected because i was watching the pain olympics with a bunch of 5 year olds and their mothers around
by stormtrooper501 November 11, 2009
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Applejacks

Response you give to your friends when they ask you why you are behaving in such a ridiculous manner, and you really have no reason for it other than -just because you can-. Generally accompanied by a shrug of the shoulders

An attempt to justify your stupid actions

Derived from the Applejacks commercial a few years ago:
"Why do you kids like applejacks when they dont taste like apples???"
"We just do!"
Fred: Why in the HELL have you been walking in cirlces for the past 10 minutes?
Joe: I dunno, applejacks.
by Fenrira December 18, 2006
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broken apple jack

an insult that can be used as an offensive, yet funny manner. if you use this insult against someone, once they ask what it means, walk away and leave them hanging.
by simba joe November 8, 2017
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