Applebees

A code-word/slang for Marijuana, Weed, etc. used to be discrete in conversation.

Ex. I went to Applebees last night, it was a great "dessert(high)."
Ex.2 My Applebees "waiter" gave me a great deal.

by 12341234m October 1, 2013

Applelitionism

The movement that favors the ending of technology slavery imposed by Apple. This can include the ability to download any software that isn't approved by the Apple masters without having to first "jailbreak".

After forcefully losing my YouTube and Google Maps apps and having to buy adapters for all of my older peripherals with iOS 6 and iPhone 5 I decided to join the Applelitionism movement.

by Snarcitz September 22, 2012

mobile applebee's

A person who, like the restaurant, is average at everything and good at nothing.

Spending time with the person will never be memorable, just like spending time at Applebee's, unless you get a disease from them, as is commonplace from eating Applebee's food.

Man# 1: Don't invite Brad, that guy is boring.

Man# 2: He's not boring, he's just a giant waste of space who sucks at life... like a mobile applebee's.

by projectmantis September 28, 2008

Applebottom

A female that has an enormous, yet tasteful booty. It is firm, yet soft to the touch.

Vida has an applebottom.

by *Miss New Booty* October 14, 2006

u wurk at applebees

The most horrifying insult towards anyone imagined.

Henry: Your the biggest loser ever and no one seems to love you

Dirk: you work at applebees

ever since then Henry started drinking more crying when he was about to go to sleep, did inappropriate manners and furthermore Henry never lived life the same again.

u wurk at applebees means you are a loser and nothing but that and if you say it to somebody it will ruin their life.

by FaCt BoI May 19, 2018

Applebee's

If you care for the ones you love, don't eat here.

Eating an apple a day keeps the doctor away,
Eating at Applebee's makes you shit bullets.

by The Word of the Lord aka mertz n flip May 13, 2005

Took Grandma to Applebee's

Taking an older woman to a sub standard restaurant and then engaging in licking BBQ sauce out of her nether regions.

I crashed the bridge game last night and totally picked up man. Went out the next night and totally "Took Grandma to Applebee's."

BBQ sauce doesn't come out of bed sheets easily.

by -=Gunner=- November 14, 2010