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Ampidextrous

A double amputee that can utilize either left or right amputated limb with equal skill in a variety of sexual scenarios.
A double amputation does not necessarily negate a vibrant sex life, as evidenced by the growing popularity of “stumping clubs,” where there is strong demand for ampidextrous members.
by Blaine Handy May 10, 2025
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The ability to stick your own dick in your ass.
Who needs a sexual partner when your ambidextrous
by ambi-boy December 26, 2017
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Paul was so ambidextrous last night, all because I fucked his mom
by Cattoos October 15, 2018
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able to use the right and left hands equally well.
"few of us are naturally ambidextrous"
by anonymous daddy March 31, 2021
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A person who can use one hand as good as the other
Do you know of any person who is ambidextrous around here?
by bluestinger66 August 25, 2022
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Abvidextrous

Having the inclination to consume non-alcoholic “mocktail” beverages but not exclusively, opting for alcoholic beverages on occasion. Analogous to the term flexitarian for meat-eating.

Origin: portmanteau of ABV (acronym for “alcohol by volume”) + dextrous (having an ability) similar to ambidextrous (able to use either hand dominantly).
Rahul enjoys a boozy cocktail some days, but is drinking non-alcoholic wine tonight. He’s socially abvidextrous.
by JamersC December 16, 2024
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Abvidextrous

Choosing to consume alcohol in some situations but opting for mocktails, near beer, or non-alcoholic wine in other situations. Analogous to flexitarian for meat-eating.

Origin: portmanteau of ABV (acronym for
"alcohol by volume") + dextrous (having an ability) similar to ambidextrous (able to use either hand dominantly).
Rahul enjoys a boozy cocktail some days, but is drinking non-alcoholic wine tonight. He's socially abvidextrous.
by JamersC December 16, 2024
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