Oxford Apostrophe

A polite way to describe horrendous misuse of punctuation.

"Without the phony Russia Witch Hunt, and with all that we have accomplished in the last almost two years (Tax & Regulation Cuts, Judge’s sic - Oxford Apostrophe, Military, Vets, etc.) my approval rating would be at 75% rather than the 50% just reported by Rasmussen," shrieked our national shame.

by MasculineToiletGuy December 7, 2018

Te apesta el yonke

Your ass smells

Marina te apesta el yonke

by kutter kat April 3, 2021

apostrophury

Feeling that is evoked in grammarians and other sensible people when they see apostrophes misused.

Our English teacher rages with apostrophury when we put an apostrophe in the possessive pronoun "its."

by An Aries April 6, 2009

Apostitute

The mage form of a prostitute. These beings are why the chantry is in a critical state. Apostitutes are usually seen standing at the side of the Inn. Waving a knicker or two.

Wizard: I found myself an Apostitute

*Group nods*

by Dracaaaarooos March 13, 2015

Saint Jude the apostle Catholic school

A Private school located in Sandy springs Ga, with children from K-8, and is twice recognized from the blue ribbon award and is one of the top BEST private schools in Ga

Linda: HEY do you know any good private school nearby

Karen:Yeah totally go to Saint Jude the apostle Catholic school their the BEST

by CATSINDESGUISE78 January 4, 2020

Apostrophe abuse

The flagrant insertion or omission of an apostrophe in written English.

Look at that sign over there! It says "Steves Gun's". That's apostrophe abuse!

by onasphere August 13, 2010

Apostape

One who leaves the religion of their childhood through sheer fucking will, usually to become a Heathen. They live their life to the fullest, never missing the chance to have fun, push their personal boundaries and gain the favor of Odin. An Apostape will live in such a way as to leave the members of the forsaken religion in envy of the Apostape. Apostape is a portmanteau of the words Apostate and Ape.

As soon as Laban realized his church was really just a cult he has been going fucking Apostape. Hes getting out of that cult, man. He sold that beater civic, divorced his fat wife, and used all the extra money to buy a HARLEY-DAVIDSON 2020 FAT BOB 114 Roadster. That dude is a mother fucking Apostape.

by Heathen Apostape April 9, 2020