aplast

noun

A Duck, doing the splits, while wearing only one sock

Oh my goodness!! I was at the like and I saw an aplast by the shoreline!!!

by Chilly-Chill-Will November 14, 2007

Aple

You just misspelled apple. Its apple not aple. What's wrong with you? You need to go back to school. Maybe you can bring an apple

-What's your favorite fruit?
-Oh, I like aples .
-Did you just spell apples with one p?
-Oh shoot. Autocorrect.

-Seriously Johnny! You expect me to believe that autocorrect make you spell it wrong?
-Fred and George made it.Shut up Jim.

by EmmaBemma1 October 1, 2019

Aplologize

To laugh out loud while making an apology.

Person 1: "Ow, what the hell, you hit me in the eye!
Person 2: "Hahaha! Haha, sorry, haha!

Fred aplologized to Mark.

by PaperStrike May 13, 2009

aple

You just misspelled apple. Good job.

Idiot: Hey, do you have an aple?
Smartass: A what?
Idiot: An aple? Don't you know what that is?
Smartass: Do you mean apple?
Idiot: srry bro auto-correct fucked up
Smartass: We're talking for real.
Idiot: ihht brb gtg cya ltr bro

by hd (ImTariq) September 28, 2019

Aple

You just misspelled Apples, Why do you exist?

Adam: Hey Hugo whats your Favourite fruit?
Hugo: My Favourite Fruit is Aple
Adam: Did you just misspell Apple?
Hugo: Sorry Finger slipped
Adam: We are talking Face to Face...

by Atomix123 May 2, 2020

aplatonic

not experiencing platonic attraction; having no desire for friendships.

"can i have your skype? i'd love to chat sometime!"
"sorry, dude, i'm aplatonic."

by wonderwhat November 19, 2014

Aples

When your so much of a dumbass you can't spell apple

Hello fellow kids do you like aples

You mean apple dumbass?

by Patthememestealer December 20, 2019