Accelerbate

Realising that one needs to finish off masturbating quickly or one will be late, and resultantly accelerating with the activity in order to finish sooner.

"Crap, I've only got ten minutes to get the bus."
*accelerbates*

by Aquaeous March 5, 2011

Farticle Accelerator

A object such as a fan that when stood in front of accelerates the dispersion of human gases

Dude..you shouldn't stand in front of that "Farticle Accelerator" after you pounded all those burritos at Taco Bell...That's just nasty

by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008

Accelerated Backhop

A thing which you can do in the game Half-Life 2.

Bind your jump to the mouse wheel, then crouch + jump/scroll backwards and you will gain speed.

Hey guys DeSinc here, and today were 'bout to initiate an accelerated backhop towards the ramp surface-

by IfuckLolisLMAO May 23, 2018

apclr

pedophile, old, perverted, and is Korean in his 30s
and his real name would be john lee
Usually grumpy because of his erectile disfuntion.
and most likely looks like bobby lee

Go find a job and stop being an apclr!
OMG that man tried to go APCLR on me!
omg that man tried to APCLR me but his penor be so limp.

by nameisbobbylee November 4, 2009

Appel Farm

"It's the only place in the world where someone whose name is or is not the most common name of second session 2005 can go through six girlfriends in one summer." as amy said to me about five minutes ago. which is totes true. and absolutely hilarious. basically it is the best place in the universe, and most people who go there love it with the entirety of their soul. <444

ive got my appel. youve got your appel. weve got our: APPEL FARM.

by The Month Before May That Loves The Farm December 3, 2006

Acelyn

Acelyn is a very unique name that not lots of people have. She is caring and beautiful. She is sarcastic and sometimes has bit of an issue with her temper, but is otherwise sweet and caring towards he friends.

Gosh, your being such an Acelyn right now, I love it!

by Rubes_04 March 28, 2017

Accelebate

When u beat ur meat faster then the Laws Of Gravity Allow.

Accelebate - 'It's about time the pork sword got a seeing too'... (1Sec later)... 'Right, wats on T.V'!

by ReignOnTheParade September 6, 2009