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American Pie quest

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A quest to lose your virginity. Or more broadly, to get laid. From the premise of the movie, American Pie.
James: So, how is your American Pie quest going?
Matt: Not well, James. Not well.
by thaiguy20fromla November 13, 2011
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American Pie Challenge

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You have to masturbate with super glue as lube and try to ejaculate as quick as possible before the glue dries
Man I was trying to do the American pie challenge and now I have a dick in my hand permanently
by slumpy4dah2bear0 June 11, 2019
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American Pie Show Challenge can be defined as showering in the time of the song American Pie by Don McLean. The goal is to wash and shave everything in as fast as you can before the song American Pie is finished.
I just completed the American Pie Shower Challenge in 7 minutes 30 seconds, WITH extra shaving!
by The Squid February 26, 2022
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American Pie challenge

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Where you put your dick in a freshly-baked Apple pie like what Jim levenstein did in the 1999 film American Pie.
Matt: "Did you hear what happened to Steve?"

Rob: "No."

Matt: "He did the American Pie Challenge and got hospitalized because of the third-degree burns on his dick."

Rob: "Damn."
by eyeman69 August 28, 2022
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American Pie Express

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A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.

The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.

The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.

Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
by ThatUnknownDude November 23, 2023
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American Pie Express

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A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.

The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.

The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.

Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
by ThatUnknownDude November 23, 2023
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american dirt pie

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when a person poops, sneezes, bleeds, pukes and ejaculates all at once.
Whoaaaaa, did you hear about the new big trend on Tiktok - it’s called the American dirt pie! I saw Lil Huddy do it on Charli Damelio’s face.
by Dkgkdkfjslfodjshha June 28, 2020
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