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Porn ambush

(verb); To suddenly expose someone to graphic images or video of hardcore pornographic materials.

(noun); A spontanious showing of pornographic material unbeknownst to the recipients.
(verb); I totally porn ambushed Mack while he was watching television.

(noun); Dude he got you with that porn ambush last night Mack.
by sneakyhighwaters August 27, 2009
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ambush creampie

When the female is unaware and disproves when the male ejaculates inside of her. Usually responded in panic.
Male: I just came inside of you

Female: What??? Are you fucking serious??

Male: I just got you pregnant. *Laughs*

Female: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?

Male: I did an ambush creampie for the video.

Female: Oh my fucking god you asshole. We're getting Plan B after this video.
by lakebehemoth February 5, 2014
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ambusher

an ambusher is one who slips their hand down your pants before you can debate or make a decision about it.
Stacy is a known ambusher.
by Laurag8705 May 24, 2004
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social ambush

A social ambush occurs when somebody you least want and/or least expect to see, ends up standing face to face with you in a social setting like a restaurant, bar, gallery, houseparty, etc.. You are more likely to feel surprised or anxious at first, then mad. Sometimes mutual associates can be aware the meeting will take place but for whatever reason, they do not bother to warn you. The best way to deal with the situation is to LEAVE. No need to say something you might regret later.
I went out with Jenny to that new restaurant last night and Tina just popped up. I felt like it was a social ambush. I walked out five minutes later.
by jetjet March 24, 2016
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The Armpit Ambush

When you stick your smelly armpits in your lover's face unexpectedly.
Brenda didn't even think I would give her The Armpit Ambush when she went to kiss me goodnight last night. She was in for quite a surprise.
by RoyCoup December 4, 2012
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Nigger Ambush

Using advantageous or exploitive terrain to gain a decided advantage over another player and/or players. Mainly used in FPS.
"HA HA i totally Nigger Ambushed that noob"

"these guys are too good, we are getting owned. It's time for a nigger ambush"
by Ish&Faust May 2, 2006
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Ass Ambush

1. What happens when diarrhea sudden goes explosive, unexpectedly, can be dangerous. Most of the time painful.

2. Similar to a jump, but happens when your friend or a complete asshole comes up from nowhere and stabs your ass, literally, with a sharp object/lethal weapon. Unpleasant and a dick head move.

3. A sly sexual move.
1. Dude, oh my god, I just had an Ass Ambush and it burns!

2. I was walking home on a rainy day when I was a victim of an Ass Ambush.

3. During sexual intercourse, the man tried to perform the Ass Ambush, a very sly move on his part.
by A Shit Being December 28, 2010
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