Albanian Goat Fucker

The Albanian goat fucker is a special kind of mentally challenged individual.
It fuck all sorts of goats. Like all of them. It's scary.
There is also a 3-man band called The Albanian Goat Fuckers. They be nice.

Hey man, did you see the Albanian Goat Fucker?
The band or a retard?
Yes

by albaniangoatlover May 28, 2020

The Albanian Terrorist

Sticking a cell phone in someones ass sideways then sending the phone threatening text messages.

Jeff either has sand in his vagina or someone just gave him "The Albanian Terrorist" cuz he is pissed!

by Timrothy Schtep October 13, 2008

Altair Syndrome

A term given to any character in a video game who inexplicably dies by simply touching the water despite them being able to accomplish many other amazing feats.

The name is taken from the character Altair in Assassin's Creed who, despite being a trained assassin who can leap from 50 foot towers into hay and survive, cannot swim and dies from going to deep into the water.

Often used as a cheap way to stop players accessing certain areas by game developers, similar to the invisible wall.

John Marston (Red Dead Redemption) - Brilliant with a gun, managed to take on entire gangs and the Mexican army by himself, cannot swim and dies in waist deep water - Altair syndrome

Eddie Riggs (Brutal Legend) - Guitar playing, axe wielding, half demon roadie who lead an army to defeat an demon emperor of a heavy metal based land. Similar problem to John Marston - Altair Syndrome

Batman (Arkham City) - He's batman, do I even need to explain this - Altair syndrome

by Xaero Tolerance March 21, 2012

Albanian Blowjob

A fellatio obtained from a goat, usually achieved by smearing ones genitals with salt or saltwater.

John: I heard Mike had an Albanian Blowjob yesterday.
Gerald: Poor goat...

by STLRkira February 5, 2023

alania

To be extremely amazing and gorgeous.

Sally looked Alania when she put on her new dress.

by Thisisapersonwiththedefinition June 11, 2014

Albanian girl

An Albanian girl is a Sexy Mediterranean Girl....

Is that sexy girl, italian, is she Greek?....No She's an Albanian girl.

by thomas King III May 24, 2009

Alanis

Alanis is a talented girl who doesn’t know who clear skin is and the funniest and dirtiest. Alanis has lots of friends but doesn’t tell any of them niggas shit! She can be a girly girl but she also love to shoot shit up... She is the loudest in the group and acts like she doesn’t care but deep down, Alanis has secrets.

Person 1: Do you know Alanis?
Person 2: Of course i do! that girl the best
Person 3: Shes all mine nigga get tf off!

by shellybellies5 May 26, 2019