Albane

She is a really sweet and nice girl. She has quite a character but she is very kind and loyal. She is naturally beautiful, she often has long hair and very beautiful eyes. Everyone wants an Albane in their life. She knows how to listen and will be your best friend if you like gossip. On the other hand, if you provoke her, she will make you regret it.

Lina : I wish I new Colin's new friend...
Victoire : Her name is Albane, she is super nice. Yesterday she shared her meal with me because I forgot mine!

by MoiNinou March 16, 2021

She's no Jessica Alba

A phrase used when defining the beauty of other females / female celebrities. (Refers to the actress, Jessica Alba, who is more commonly known for her beauty and hot body rather than her acting skills.) This phrase can be replaced with Megan Fox and/or any other top hottie of your choice.

Holly: "Do you think that girl is pretty?"

Nicole: "Yea, she's okay. Don't get me wrong, she's gorgeous, but she's no Jessica Alba."

Holly: "Of course not."

by lyssaloo July 12, 2009

Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake

An incredibly potent drug that causes you to "get so high your brains will blow chunks into the milky way." It causes you to go insane and leaves your mind a blank slate. It was used by members of the hair metal band, Snakes n' Barrels, during their reunion concert and caused all but their lead singer, Pickles, to go insane.

"Hey, you guys want to try some Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake?"

"We got some Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake from a dude."

by mossSAP December 13, 2008

Alabama Syndrome

Usally occurs in inbred individuals, symptoms include: long toes the size of a finger, yellow or green toes, the occasional black toe. Mostly seen in neotrix videos or the occasional foot pornography.

“Dude what’s wrong with your toes!?”
“I was just diagnosed with Alabama Syndrome”
“I knew you were inbred.”

by kkkhloe July 23, 2018

alban knox

got the best laugh a human can produce. its so hearty and wheezy it makes u laugh too. probably a switch. konbini catboy.

alban knox? hes that catboy guy from noctyx that goes oh nyooo right?

by your local traitor April 17, 2022

Alabama Suicide jerk

When masturbating, right before blowing your load, call your sister/brother (nigga you gay?), cousin, nephew etc. and try and finish before they enter the room.

"Yo bro my sister ended up fucking me after I did the Alabama Suicide jerk, so much for a weekend of fun"

by theboi669 April 18, 2019

Alabama Glove Puppet

To anally fisting a relative so hard they lose all motor function

Kletus: Hey Paul, what'cha doing right know?
Paul: Nothin' just giving sis the good ol' Alabama Glove Puppet

by KletusDeletus89 March 10, 2021