A personal map of how someone naturally thinks, learns, and processes the world—especially when it doesn’t line up with how schools, jobs, or society are structured. People with strong CAP awareness usually aren’t “broken”—they’re just running a different cognitive operating system that needs different inputs (like context, meaning, time, or rhythm) to function properly.
CAP (Cognitive Alignment Profile) You feel like you’re smart, but constantly out of sync with expectations. You’re not slow—you just need alignment.
by AppCha May 4, 2025
Get the CAP (Cognitive Alignment Profile)mug. A wheel alignment on a car in which instead of properly adjusting the alignment of the wheel, you rotate the steering wheel on the spline.
Bro 1: After I changed my tie rod my wheel is all fucked up and I dont wanna pay someone to fix it.
Bro 2: Just do the Balkan wheel alignment retard.
Bro 2: Just do the Balkan wheel alignment retard.
by Prophet off of your sadness September 8, 2025
Get the Balkan wheel alignmentmug. by theostarguyyy August 2, 2024
Get the the stars have alignedmug. 1, place or arrange (things) in a straight line.
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give support to (a person, organization, or cause)-
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give support to (a person, organization, or cause)-
1, Measure and cut each runner so that the slots are aligned with line AB
2, Veterans from any war have minds, have experiences, have opinions and align themselves with one political ideology or another.
2, Veterans from any war have minds, have experiences, have opinions and align themselves with one political ideology or another.
by asdofhsdlogbodbc January 1, 2020
Get the alignmug.