alcoholic
If an alcoholic just doesn't have that first next one, they are on the right track. That first one is the killer.
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Alcoholic
someone who knows there is no way to actually break someone other than convincing them to take a punishment for themselves such as picking cotton and the longer they do it, the more sketchy they look
Person 1: Imma do it in front of god, watch me not break afterwards lol.
Person 2: Lol you alcoholic.
Person 1: Lol r they against marijuana too?
Person 2: Lol you alcoholic.
Person 1: Lol r they against marijuana too?
Alcoholic by Bitchwhipped the cartel December 9, 2021
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Alcoholic
Someone who wakes up with a hangover only to start drinking again, regardless of what they have to do that day.
"Man, my head hurts. I must have had a blast last night. Ah, crap! I have to be at work in 30 min. I'll just grab 2 long-necks and be on my way!" This is a true Alcoholic.
Alcoholified
When a substance becomes infused with a higher alcoholic content than originally intended at point of aquisition
Alcoholified by GordonThePartyGoat August 9, 2015
Weekend alcoholic
Someone that greets the weekend by constantly drinking excessive amounts of alcohol. Often times starting on Wednesday or Thursday, a weekend alcoholic will wake up each morning with the intent to get drunk before breakfast and stay drunk until passing out (commonly due to blacking out).
Regular drinker: "How was your weekend?"
Weekend alcoholic: "I dunno man, I was too much of a weekend alcoholic to remember anything after Wednesday."
Weekend alcoholic: "I dunno man, I was too much of a weekend alcoholic to remember anything after Wednesday."
Weekend alcoholic by MHinkle March 8, 2011
Functioning alcoholic
Nate went out every night this week and got totally shit faced. He still got to work the next morning at 8... He's a functioning alcoholic
Functioning alcoholic by Tater tot 5190 June 30, 2014