albuquerque turkey leg

The act of filling a vagina with gravy, dipping a drumstick in it, and eating it.

Your mother and i shared a delicious albuquerque turkey leg together last night.

by blackjiggy January 25, 2011

Albuquerque Clowncar

Group sex act, whereby as many people as possible attempt to simultaneously penetrate a meth addicted prostitute in every orifice. The prostitute must be enticed with the promise of free drugs upon completion of the act. However, as soon as the last participant has successfully inserted his member into the host, all participants suddenly pull out all at once and proceed to run away without paying.

After school, Billy suggested we all go down to the local truckstop to see if we could find us an old Albuquerque Clowncar and go for a joyride.

by rectacular March 25, 2008

Albuquerque

the coolest place in NM

FUCK ALL YOU FOOLS TALKIN SHIT about ALBUQUERQUE

by the 505 king June 10, 2009

Albuquerque

A shithole city full of intellectually retarded mainstream liberals. Literally 3/4 of the population is comprised of retarded pieces of trash trying to act trendy. The food is good and the cops won't arrest you just for having marijuana and a loaded firearm right next to each other in your glove box so this place definitely has those things going for it lol.

Albuquerque is exactly what Trump was talking about. An absolute shit hole.

by BicycleDay43 October 27, 2018

Albuquerque Hamby

When you have oral sex with a girl who has crabs and are then forced to shave off your mustache and eyebrows to get rid of them.

Guy 1: "Man, I picked up this girl last night and ate her out. I woke up next day and couldn't stop itching my face. When I realized the bitch gave me crabs. I had to shave my shit off."
Guy 2: "Oh man, that bitch gave you the Albuquerque Hamby."

by RCPosse February 19, 2011

albuquerque acid wash

When you ejaculate on your partner and urinate it off.

Barbera never felt so clean or so dirty the night she had her very first Albuquerque acid wash.

by Burke Campbell February 19, 2009

Albuquerque Wind Sock

Fun time while having safe sex. Using a condom, a man cums in the condom. The man pulls the condom off turning it inside out (all in 1 motion) and flinging the sperm out of the condom directly into the face of the women, or other partner.

She said there wasn't any thing interesting in the southwest so I gave her an Albuquerque Wind Sock.

by srio;weriotjwrio[0thj][tr May 20, 2014