Alani

A furry that barks at people in public. She loves attention and getting into fights. Loves holiday pants. Has a sweet side that very few people get to see. Loves giving backhanded compliments and crushing on guys she will never get. Isn’t afraid to speak her mind. And has a crush on emo guys.

Me:Ugh that girl just told me my shirt was cute and asked if it was from goodwill
Friend: She sounds like an Alani

by Mac-and-cheesetaters December 23, 2021

Alanis

A person who is hyperactive while high. May also be described as the name of a lesbian.

1: Hey did you go to the show last night?
2: Yeah. She was being Alanis.
1: Lol.

by Funkyphresh February 24, 2013

Alanis

To perform fellatio during the watching of a film in public

Will she go down on you in a theater?" "Yeah man, she gave ma an Alanis the other night!

by JonNoClocks May 17, 2011

Alanis

giving falacio to a numerous amount of males in one night

She attempted to pull off an alanis the other night

by Jesse Dirtstash December 26, 2009

Alani

Cunt

Alani is a cunt

by Your friendly neighbourhood May 18, 2017

Alani

a bad bitch, period!

¨Welcom to Bad Bitch Town, population: Alani¨

by blahblahtengatenga June 30, 2020

Alanis

A mythical cat, with is amazingly beautiful, it has ocean blue fur and light teal stripes. It is said an Alanis can touch dirty water and purify it instantly. Natives called this the guardian of the water, there is only one on every continent with a size of lake and a height of Redwood Tree. Asians love to eat Alanis, but it might punch you.

Asian: I love the taste of Alanis
Alanis: *punch*
Asian: no you *kills Alanis* lolololololo

by Seth N Seth March 07, 2019