Skip to main content

Legs akimbo

When a woman is eagerly awaiting at home for her mans love truncheon with a freshly greased up minge legs spread as far as the eye can see and the beef curtains fluttering gently in the breeze.
Oi Steve. I got in from work the other day there to find the missus up stairs legs spread like a yawning hippo I would say legs akimbo if I don’t know better. So naturally I double piked right into that wizards sleeve.
Legs akimbo by Jambokeith85 January 25, 2020

legs akimbo

A body position in which the feet are kept together or close to one another while the knees bent and spread widely appart. Usually adopted while the person is sitting, reclining or lying on their back.

The pose is very sexually provocative and is often assumed naturally by women during intercourse or as a visual prompt to initiate sex.

The term is derived from 'akimbo' - a similar posture involving the arms - the hands are placed on ones hips with elbows bent and pointing outward, thus forming the same diamond shape.
I think she liked me; when I walked into the room she was lying on the bed with her legs akimbo, wearing nothing but a grin!
legs akimbo by Iona ;-) December 8, 2007

legs akimbo

A take-off on the phrase "arms akimbo", meaning to give a visualization of someone bending the legs with the knees to the outside but with the feet together. Possibly first used in print by the cartoonist Johnny Hart in the cartoon B.C., where a character mentions a female nightclub dancer named Legs Akimbo. This is to indicate that her act is risqué, as her crotch would be exposed, or that she would dance in a wild fashion, with great abandon.
She was a sexy dancer, with a short skirt and her legs akimbo.
legs akimbo by rideswithscissors January 22, 2017

ranger akimbo 

To perform an action in a manner that is without regard for safety or precision. From Call of Duty.
Eric must have been super hungry, he went ranger akimbo on that pizza.

tits akimbo 

When your knocked on your arse by a 5ft 3 dundonian
Laura’s twatted graeme and he’s laying sparkled on the floor tits akimbo
tits akimbo by Graeme the turkey January 17, 2018
A sexy pretty girl who is sweet and caring. She is not easy to come by, hard to get but loves her man with every bit of her. She loves to have fun but she's also ambitious
She is such an Abimbola, I gotta have her :)
Abimbola by tivka tick August 14, 2011