Airport rape

To get raped constantly for your cash just because you're in or around an airport, whether it be the £15 pound burger, the taxi/bus fare that's twice as much just because you're ripe for the picking, or the "Duty Free" at the airport which costs twice as much as the same goods that can be bought on the plane

I just bought some tobacco at the airport for £60, yet it's only £30 now I've got on to the plane, I've just been airport raped!

by Hugr October 21, 2010

Circling the Airport

Northern Irish. A condition of extreme inebriation brought about by taking in copious volumes of drugs and/or alcohol. Typified by sitting in the corner drooling, and while essentially conscious, certainly incapable of any kind of meaningful human interaction.

"What about Doherty over there, is he alright?"

"Aye, he had 2 bottles of White Lightning and half a bag of shrooms earlier. He's just circling the airport."

by davymid May 11, 2010

airport security

Anal cavity probe accompanied by veiled intimations that the recipient is likely a drug-smuggler and/or terrorist.

That joke's totally not racist; you can give anyone the airport security!

by Dostoyevski February 14, 2012

Airborne

1. A military unit which is made up of Paratroopers.

Fort Bragg is the Home of the Airborne.

by Dirty Black Rob September 28, 2005

airport marathon

The so called "marathon" that takes place when you are so late for a flight that you must run through the airport. Obstacles may include crowds, escalators, trams and security check points.

Passenger 1: Dude, calm down, whats the deal?
Passenger 2: Sorry man. My connecting flight into Atlanta was late, so I had to run an airport marathon to get here on time.

by (*(*&%&9 August 2, 2006

airborne swimmers

Semen spewed forth into open air

When bruce farted, an airborne swimmer grazed Terry's lip. Thank God it was his own!

by BiggJussn July 28, 2005

Airport Crush

(n.) A person one sees at an airport or really any other place in public that they find quite attractive, but due to the brief nature of their stay at the public place (hence the 'airport' part) are unable to act on their attraction and get to know the person.

Dude, I just saw, like, the cutest airport crush I've ever had at the post office today.

by Crackerposting_Throwaway July 2, 2023