by Mrvacant February 6, 2026
Get the airporn mug.Transportation Security Administration (TSA) full-body scanning machine. Of course, if you're hard-up and things did not go well in the airport bathroom glory-hole, you might want to pass on this machine and head straight for the full-body rub (minus happy ending unless you have a great imagination and are 'quick')--aka security 'pat-down.'
Well, I'm at the airport heading for the gate. I took off my shoes, loosened my belt, un-buttoned my shirt and left my underwear at home. Instead of a security pat-down, I am going through the scanner, lovingly referred to as the 'airporn booth,' or 'airporn cube.' Hopefully TSA officers won't detain me after they see my naked junk in the airporn booth, thinking I have two round pieces of C-4 taped to a stick of dynamite!! LOL
by Ignatz Sassafras November 25, 2010
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The unofficial name for Memphis International Airport. Elvis Presley or the Isaac Hayes International Airport are considered the name for the Memphis airport.
I'm heading back to Memphis again in the summer and I can't wait til my next visit to Justin Timberlake International Airport!
by kwamef September 8, 2010
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Get the airborne coitus mug.Applies for hipster male specimen defending SJW bullshit in general when the entire dogma calls for them to chop off their penises
Airport's Law — Every day another goony beard-man gets the impression that a rainbow haired she-twink might let him cum in her if he defends feminism.
by TranniesRMentallyIll May 14, 2016
Get the Airport's Law mug.An airport whore is a woman who works at the airport with limited education, lack of finances, underpaid, works as a security, customer service (aka rich peoples flirt slave), looking for man with money to establish themselves. They will trap men in many ways to accomplish their goals. They will spawn children, blackmail men, threaten them etc to get what they want. These woman lack sensitivity, lie constantly to family and loved ones. They flirt with all men at airport such as employees or customers because their ultimate goal is to trap a man who has money or a good job.
by Mike dukakas June 19, 2016
Get the Airport whore mug.Airport High School is located in West Columbia South Carolina. It’s notorious for having more principals in its lifetime than students. It’s also known for being a school where more teachers and staff members have affairs with students than teachers in healthy relationships. Good luck finding a vending machine in the entire school that doesn’t just take your money. The school is home to many trailer park yee yees. These are the kids who wear the offbrand camo jackets that smell like old cigarettes. If you want to fit in in this school, just take any piece of clothing you have and shlapp a vineyard vine logo on it. Not to mention the row of squatted shitboxes that are always outside (none with a parking pass). Make sure you bring your juul everyday so you can fit in with all the other fiending crackheads on campus. The only thing worse than their athletic program is the education itself. It’s said that every morning you walk in, if you look down the 400 hall there is always at least 3 dead roaches. Let’s not even get started about the “Pit” kids. Those are the kids who walk around with their Walmart speakers blaring lil peep and wearing dog collars. They can always be found at lunch near the building where the fire occurred. It’s once said that the school is haunted by George I. Pair, but I think that’s just the lost souls of the students who continue to go there day after day to deal with the same shit. Welcome to Aiport High School.
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