swing ahead

The maneuver made when exiting a store involving the swinging of a shopping bag in the path of the electronic eye controlling the sliding exit door in order to open the door micro-seconds sooner than it would have opened had you done nothing.

I always swing ahead my bag at the exit door in order to leave the store as efficiently as possible.

by anonymous August 29, 2017

3 steps ahead

Stage name for the legendary Peter Paul Pigmans, a producer of gabber music.

I miss 3 steps ahead.

by AcneAndAnthrax May 4, 2015

always one step ahead

A person that says that they are better,smarter or that they have an advantage against a person

You think you fooled me? I am always one step ahead of you Mike.

by thatssoboring June 2, 2020

Detour Ahead

A pretty kickass band from Michigan that's just starting to get exposure...... apparently they're going to begin recording a new album soon. It's like a mix between Black Sabbath, AC/DC and the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

i saw Detour Ahead at their show on the 4th of July....

by mike fraser July 28, 2010

gon'ahead

slang conjunction for "go on ahead"

1. Confirmation of a positive act. A supportive comment.

2. a "passive aggressive" threat foreshadowing that bad things will happen if the behavior in question is acted upon

1. You: I just hit three bulls eyes in a row!
Me: Gon'ahead with your bad ass.

2. You: I'm going to change the channel cause I am tired of watching BSG
Me: gon'ahead and try it and see what happens fool.

by Greakan February 18, 2009

Gone ahead now

What typically an older gentleman advises an aggressive person to do as a means of avoiding getting their ass whipped.

Who are you,I'll whip your ass. What,what? Man, gone ahead now,play around with kids,I'm a grown man.

by Bigrick9 March 25, 2022

Road work ahead

Ah yeah I sure hope it does

Me: there’s road work ahead!
Friend: Ah yeah I sure hope it does
Me: AHH WATCH OUT DONT HIT THE WORKERS YOU’LL KILL US BOTH WTF LET ME DRIVE YOUR VINE OBSESSION WILL KILL US ALL

by LunaAstrid77 May 9, 2022