grattitude adjustment

When someone takes things for granted. Or whines for no reason. Lack of appreciation or having an unjustified sense of entitlement.

15 year old girl: My parents said they won't buy me the new iPhone

2nd girl: Your rents pay for your cell phone?

15 year old girl: pffft duh ya

2nd girl: Bitch - you need a serious grattitude adjustment. Most of us have to buy and pay for our cell phones.

by 1jazzydiva October 13, 2011

fine adjuster

A tool used for percussive maintenance.

This tool is also known as a hammer.

Jack was trying to get his computer working using percussive maintenance and wasn't doing anything. Therefore, Jill handed him a fine adjuster.

by Someone who survived the RoMicide February 26, 2006

insurance adjuster

Overpaid, cheap-assed, brainless and under-educated person empowered with the duty to deny medical treatment or the payment of money to one who is injured as a result of an accident. Related to Satan, and obviously a Bush loving Republican.

That friggin' insurance adjuster won't authorize my surgery despite my doctor saying I need it immediately because of my accident.

by Jose J. Jimenez June 25, 2007

micro adjustments

Some crap a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu white belt says when he brags about tapping a purple belt. You’ll automatically know it’s a lie because he will go viral by being roasted on Reddit and BJJ Facebook pages with memes.

“As I transitioned to the S mount and began stabilizing my opponent, I started making the micro adjustments necessary to lock the arm bar.”

by iconoclastmusic February 3, 2021

Gender adjustment

When a man is challenged to do something but dips out

My buddy and I were to go sky diving buy at the last minute he pussed out. I told him he needs a gender adjustment

by Gspot manager July 5, 2016

Attitude adjustment

Without giving notice, sliding a dry hard cock in her ass followed by pulling her hair and punching her in the back of her head.

My bitch was giving me attitude so a gave her an attitude adjustment she won’t soon forget, it left her speechless.

by Buck Nutz September 12, 2022

Adjustment Bureau

They monitor the entire universe and make sure everyones lives go according to a predetermined plan. When someone does something that was not predetermined they warn them of the dangers and try to convince them to not go off the predetermined life, for unforseen consequences will unravel if they do.

The Adjustment Bureau control everything but I will not let them control my life. I will fight for my free will!

by CLGFBI July 19, 2010