211th amendment

Amendment which protects all Americans from responsibility of any actions taken while drunk. The number 211 comes from the number for Steel Reserve malt liquor.

"Dude did you mess around with that fat chick last night?"
"I plead the 211th amendment!"

by Rotelax November 19, 2007

420 amendment right

Constitutional right that all Canadians will have as of July 1st, 2018 due to the great leadership of the Trudeau Government to purchase your high quality health Canada approved marijuana from stores equating your local provincial distributor (i.e. SAQ, LCBO).

Today was absolutely fucking painful, I would like to exercise my 420 amendment right under this great Canadian constitution of ours.

by HateThemGovTrickz May 28, 2018

43rd Amendment

No pregnant women shall do drugs, drink, or otherwise be a thot.

That girl is pregnant smoking meth, way to break the 43rd Amendment.

by The next amendments October 25, 2019

The 28th amendment

Freedom of chair. The freedom to sit in your chair however you would like during band class.

Trumpets: we want freedom of chair!
Ms.Wose: no you can’t do that!
Trumpets: lmao idc it’s The 28th Amendment

by CoolestPercussionist February 12, 2022

Nineteenth Amendment

A mistake lol

The Nineteenth Amendment was a joke.

by Monday-Friday September 15, 2020

Second Amendment

A needed impetmus for population control.

People who argue for limiting the Second Amendment obviously do not get the entertainment value of watching two rednecks duking it out.

by draconlord November 26, 2010

Craig Amendment

In the case something goes wrong you may blame everything or anything on a kid named craig that would normally get you into trouble with the law or friends. You may only blame this on Craig because...

A.) he is not there.
B.) you do not like him.
C.) it sounds better.
D.) you don't have the balls to blame it on another friend.
E.) or because you just want to piss off a kid named Craig

Johny was playing baseball and he threw the ball through a window and the owner of the house came out yelling asking who threw the dam ball. Johny pleaded the Craig amendment and the old man hunted down some other kid.

by zoomzoomzoom April 29, 2008