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The Aquaman Conundrum

In film, books, and television, when the day can conveniently be saved by a very specific skill possessed by the protagonist. See any Aquaman story where the world is saved by talking to fish.
The film 10,000 BC had a bad case of the Aquaman Conundrum.
by Ampersandles October 9, 2008
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Aquaman

To screw up royally. Synonymous to Epic Failure. To be as useless as the "super"hero Aquaman.
.... AQUAMANNNNNNN!!!!
by UglyHobo July 29, 2011
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I light of all the skeet movements superman dat hospiderman dat ho Aquaman is when a lady warps her legs around a man head while he is eating her out leavin him swimming in her juices
by hazeli November 19, 2007
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Aquaman

When a man urinates on a woman, and then smacks her in the face with a freshly caught Atlantic Tuna, in order to indulge himself sexually.
Yep. Missionary isn't doing it for me anymore boys. I just can't feel like got my rocks off until I pull an Aquaman.
by markgodofpoop August 8, 2011
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Worst. Game. Ever. Made by Luckychicken games who are also behind the abomination that is Underworld(The game not movie) and a few other laughable titles
Connor: Hey man you look kinda sick are you okay??
Jake: Na man, I just played that terrible Aquaman game. *Throws up*
by Connor June 22, 2004
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one who sweats alot
nickname for lcpl woodhouse
damn aquaman,you look like you just took a shower
by jerrdogg August 11, 2004
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Aquaman that hoe

its when you are in a pool with a hoe and you hold her head underwater to make her blow you.
lashawn didnt wanna give me head so i had to Aquaman that hoe.
by Arthur Curry December 23, 2007
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