absobloodylutely

Adv. Absolutely. Usually spoken with forced gusto. Popular amongst males (and possibly females) in suburban Australia.

"Want a beer, Dave?"
"Absobloodylutely!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

absinth

Does not exist. You're thinking of 'Absinthe', fools.

Hint: Before you try to show off your knowledge of potent liqueurs, learn to spell it.

"Absinth is liek totaly dangerus n green."

by Sepherenia March 29, 2005

The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.

The most beautiful phrase uttered by Gin Rummy in The Boondocks. A phrase you should live your life around and follow for the rest of your life.

Riley: So y'all was in Iraq together?
Gin: Yeah, we was in Iraq
Riley: What did you do?
Gin: We was lookin for weapons of mass destruction
Riley: Did you ever find them?
Gin: You know goddamn we ain't find 'em. What are you some kind of political humorist ? You care to toe up in this bitch?!!
Ed: I was lookin for bitches, but they had the carpet shit all over 'em, and I couldn't see what they look like. All that was really exposed was they eyes and that wasn't really enough for me cause you know; shit I'm lookin at they eyes, and

I take they carpet off and then I got a tragedy.

Gin: Well naw we ain't find 'em. But I always say the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.

Riley: What?
Gin: Simply because you don't have evidence that something does exist, does not mean that you have evidence that something doesn't exist
Riley: What?
Gin: What country you from?
Riley: What?
Gin: What ain't no country I ever heard of they speak English in what?!!
Riley: What?
GIn: English, mothafucka!!!! Do you speak it?!!
Riley: Yeah
Gin: So you understand what I'm sayin to you?!!
Riley: Yeah

Gin: So what I'm sayin is there are known knowns and known unknowns, but there's also unknown unknowns, things that we don't know!!
Riley: What?
Gin: Say what again!!! Say what again!! I dare you!! I double dare you mothafucka!!! Say what one moe time!!!

by The Fundraiser February 22, 2021

absofruitly

absolutely, but with fruit (originally stated by Steve Correll on the Office)

EX1:
This banana is absofruitly fantastic!
EX2:
Q:Do you want to go get Chinese food?
A:Absofruitly

by MaraNikki June 27, 2007

abscond

1. To sneakily sneak away really sneaky like.

I'm going to go abscond to the pond real sneaky like.

by The Mountain Skoal July 19, 2006

Aason

Aason, Is that guy that you'd love to be with, sweet-ness how he always loves to bright up your day even though he can't for his own. Alot of people fall in love with him, but he's he true to his lover and 'try' not to cheat but usually he is very loyal

Girl1: Hey did you see that aason?
Boy2: Oh man I wish I could be with him.

by XxartistxX December 8, 2011

absofrickinlutely

A key phrase for quite possibly the manliest of all men, Al Bundy.

"Do you hate your wife Al?"
"Abosfrickinlutely"

by MSJ February 8, 2004