Abandonment

Your darkest fear. If you feel like you might be abandoned, tell the person that you think might abandon you about it or seek professional help with a therapist. Take my advice as a friend who won´t abandon you, but is there for you even if I´m not there.

You: I´m worried about abandonment and everyone I know leaving me...
Me: Don´t worry, I´ve got your back, internet stranger!

by The qwertyuiop demon November 4, 2020

Abandonware Down

Literally translates to "Not crack up".
Said when something is not funny.
The opposite of crack up.

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Created by finding the opposite of crack(ed) which is obviously abandonware & the opposite of up which has to be down.
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I'm all out of weed and there is no where to get anymore = ABANDONWARE DOWN!
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Bob: "hey dude stop dumping stuff all over the place"

John: "I dump that stuff right there for you"

Bob: "Abandonware Down!!!"

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Bob: "Did you see that homey on the computer poking the
screen with his back-seat browser brothers bothering everyone?"

John: "Yea it's abandonware down all-right

by TAJNOST November 14, 2011

abandoned shit

While taking a dump and realizing that you have no toilet paper in the bathroom and must leave to get a roll or call for help.

I am almost finished taking a crap but theres no toilet paper on the roller! Hold on let me check the cabinets, Gahh! no theres none in here either. I don't want to abandoned shit but maybe if I yell loud enough my neighbors will hear me.

by dzallah1 August 21, 2011

abandon ship

when the girl is on top and the guy is about to come and they're having unprotected sex.

"ohhh i feel like coming, ABANDON SHIP!"

{girl jumps off}

by a girl0621 January 27, 2007

Cart Abandonment

While grocery shopping you have a sudden gut bomb attack and have to leave your cart to run for the restroom.

Vicki! I had Cart Abandonment at Cosco again . I really need to cut down on the ruffage.

by Dutch Indian April 8, 2015

Wreck ASS Abandonment

What Moves You After A Big Fish Dinner

He had a huge piece of salmon for dinner.
Twenty minutes later it was "Wreck ASS Abandonment"

by mickey delphino January 2, 2008

Abandon

abandon somebody to leave someone, especially someone you are responsible for, with no intention of returning
The baby had been abandoned by its mother.
People often simply abandon their pets when they go on vacation.

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by Viszuals On YOUTUBE June 2, 2020