apologizz

when you apologize to a girl for being a dick and then you suddenly bust a load all over your pants so when you get a hug of reconciliation from her she sees the dark blue spot on your pants and then runs away in fear that you liked her you sick bastard

man i saw this hot girl that i pissed off yesterday, and i went up to her and accidentally apologizzed in her face

by C Sizzle March 11, 2004

criminal apologiser

Almost exclusively uber-liberal, uber wet arse, sociology lecturing, smelly cardigan wearing lefty tree huggers who makes excuses for the worst serial offending scum and terrorists in society. Most notably a trait of Labour governments, Liberal politicians and filthy rich pop stars in the UK, and the trotskyists who have introduced legislation (Human Rights Act) to protect this vermin. Notably highly paid beauracrats in organisations like the 'Prison Reform Trust'.

Professional criminal apologiser Tarquin said "The poor lad didn't have a games console when he was but a little boy, that's what made him slaughter & disembowel 20 prostitutes".

by Morlok January 17, 2008

Ok I apologize

I was just in a bad mood. My feelings got hurt because I gained lots of weight and the jail time might have been a little dramatic.

I’m trying to make a comeback..

Ok I apologize. I really need some friends to help get me out of this situation

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 9, 2020

National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day

Remember that time your mom called you fat? Or that time your dad said you’re worthless? Its time for them to apologize! Only on December 31st!

“Mom, it’s National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day, you know what that means? You’re a horrible mother that doesn’t care about their child’s feelings!”

by Brown brown September 5, 2022

Let me guess you want me to apologize

Talking about you.

Let me guess you want me to apologize.

by WorseThanHitler December 6, 2020

apolovize

The act of giving advice that follows an apology due to being given bad news or the advisor acknowledging it is not their place to offer said advice. (See apolovice).

I found out about my girlfriend was cheating on me when my co-worker apolovized with the news.

by Warthog13 April 7, 2013

Apologizz

An apologizz is when you fight and have amazing make up sex resulting in an orgasm.

Oh man my girl was arguing with me so much last night but we made up with an apologizz

by Tigersblood125 October 7, 2017