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I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock

Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.
"Happy valentines day! I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock!"
by Kyouchou Budgie April 28, 2009
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Like a second cock

A phase to describe to a person who flashes around a new gadget or phone, often in an arrogant and selfish manner. i.e. like a second cock.
Hey, you can't flash out that iPhone like a second cock. That's not cool!
by Dark lord232 December 26, 2010
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Wait a second

Your talking to much maybe you should stop.
by Bi Creepy female April 8, 2019
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This is actually a quote that I came up with. My friend said that all quotes are positive and inspiring. I proved him wrong 🤣. I put it again if you couldn't see it.
Every second you live, is a second closer to death. So live every second doing something you love.
by Guys are better than girls March 23, 2021
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Just a second

A length of time, generally used by someone who is going to take much longer than one second.
Come on mom, you said just a second three hours ago.
by Foltzyboi isn’t dead November 30, 2020
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not worth a second glance

Homely or ordinary looking person someone else wouldn't look at twice. Something which is of little value or consequence.
Bill looks like a frog and he's not worth a second glance. Sarah is the quiet "plain Jane" at school and she's not worth a second glance. The statistics report is all screwed up and it's not worth a second glance.
by louisegue November 9, 2013
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It only hurts for a second

Quote from barbie life in the dreamhouse. Mainly used during injection / vaccination / pinches
It only hurts for a second like a pinch.
nEvErMiNd pInCheS dOnT hUrt for a Second
by $EM!N@H4LL1W3LL June 30, 2022
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