muffin

Can be used after swear words to make them less severe. The seriousness of the explietive and the sheer niceness of the word "muffin" cancel each other out, and the recipient of the full phrase will know that the explietive is not being used entirely seriously.

You just ate the last ice cream, you complete and utter cuntmuffin!

by Tom May 1, 2005

muffin

someone or something adorable and cute

" awwwww look at that puppy! it is such a muffin!"

by muffinator 5000 March 15, 2009

muffin

Muffins are muffins, there's nuthin like muffins;
You just can't beat muffins, no other will do...
If you don't like muffins then you are a puffin,
So try ENGLISH muffins, 'cos they'll have to do.

Blueberry, Cinnamon, Chocolate or Plain,
Raisin and Apple (the weird ones in Spain),
Muffins are heaven, the Muffin Man's king,
and ITS NOT A RUDE WORD! Its an innocent thing. X)

"Muffins are yummy." "You need a life..."

by The Muffin Mans Wifey September 1, 2006

muffin

Cutiepie, sweetie.
An adorable person

That little girl is such a muffin, I would just love to pinch her cheeks.

by Catie123456 January 25, 2009

muffin

1. A pothead's way of saying "nothin".
2. Shortened version of mother fucking.

1. Dude: Hey what you doing?
Pothead: Muffin... *laughs uncontrollably*

2. Dude: Hey I just smoked all your weed.
Pothead: You muffin bitch! Now I have muffin else to smoke.

by D-Suicide May 20, 2008

muffin

a young female's vagina, most often shaven. The word was once used by Steven Tyler (Aerosmith) in the 'Walk This Way' hit song. It's still popular among its greatest fans.

Ya ain't seen nothing til ya down on a muffin.

by trank April 15, 2008

Muffin

Ahhh aye muffin aye it’s muffin time. Who wants a muffin? Please I just wanna dieeeee, please somebody kill me please have muffin time lol xd

Hey it’s muffin time

by Thy coochie god November 19, 2018