Pulling a joe

When one urinates in their tent, then proceeds to throw up and fall in it

flashing a paramedic is not necessary but it helps

can also be used as a verb as in 'guys i'm joe'ing all over the place' and 'man i totally just joe'd myself'

guys where's joe?' 'Oh he's pulling a joe again

by Tomhandpenis July 27, 2011

Pulled a Joe

Completely failing at something after looking promising in practice.

"Did you here about Romes?"

"What happened?"

"He pulled a Joe the first time he started in the sportsball game."

by dheradman August 12, 2012

Pop a joe

Slang for when you take a Viagra.

Dude, i had to pop a joe last night because i had limp dick.

by someone on the date of : October 24, 2018

Pulled a Joe

To make plans with coworkers after work and then just not show up. AKA a no show Joe.

Hey guys. I’ll see you at the bar after work. Later. He pulled a joe. And never came

by Yetico71 December 20, 2019

Pullin’ A Joe

Acting as the impossible combination of a hillbilly and a nerd simultaneously.

There goes Tom pullin’ a Joe, asking to listen to Tacos by Christon Birge

by SeeNaps November 5, 2019

Do a Joe

To leave a gathering of people without saying "goodbye", and without being noticed.

Paul: (to himself) I'm going to do a Joe, and just leave. *walks away*
Andrew: Do you know where Paul went?
Grant: I think he just did a Joe, and left without saying anything.
Andrew: I'm glad he's gone. He never contributes to our conversations!

by Paul Allen from P&P November 20, 2020

Dial a Joe

A ametuer male prositute that cant get laid any other way. Mostly sleep with one women with missing body parts and extra orifices. FOR LADIES ONLY.

Heather Mills was in dire need of a lay, so she had to Dial a Joe.

by masterchef1928 July 16, 2010