A fat asshole

Pull your cheeks apart and fart. If it still made a sound, you’ve got a fat asshole.

“Couldn’t you have done that silently?!”

“Can’t help that I have a fat asshole, Sharon.”

by Rocky Mudds October 29, 2023

Crack a Fat

To open a nice cold beer.

Hey barkeep Crack a Fat for me.

by Utemadjason March 7, 2020

Rip a Fat One

To rip a fat one is to rip a massive fart that could potentially cause an earthquake or rip a large hole in the pants.
This fart is usually extremely stinky, pretty much equivalent to the same gas used in world war 2 by the nazi executioners.

Jared - "Oi Atef! Rip a fat one!"
Atef - "*Rips a fat one*

by Atef Lord February 8, 2021

chuffing back a fat dart

Smoking a cigarette

No idea what this cunt is but he's chuffing back a fat dart and that's all that matters

by Anita Henjebb September 2, 2017

i just busted a fat nut earlier today

when you busted a fat nut earlier today.

Yo, I just busted a fat nut earlier today!

by xray489 March 21, 2021

Bust a fat nut

When you masturbstate for straight 6 rounds after an extended period of abstinence due to circumstantial inconveniences.

End of the summer camp:
Jim: ‘Ye when I’m back home imma bust a fat nut’
Jack: ‘nice’

by 'Filthy Mortal Child' July 13, 2019

full as a fat ladys sock.

To eat so much you feel as if you have as little room in your stomach as a fat lady would have in her socks.

"I couldn't have one more bite, I'm as Full as a fat ladys sock"

"full as a fat ladys sock."

by c00p_d0gg May 16, 2009