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L.A. Beast

A man on YouTube who performes rather stupid yet entertaining challenges such as consuming 21 dimes, drinking a 20 year old bottle of Crystal Pepsi and putting Icy Hot on his testicles. Despite these rather painful and life threatening challenges he is still currently alive and still entertains his viewers to this very day. Aside from making food challenge videos, he was also a main contributor for the online movement to bring back Crystal Pepsi, which ended up being a success. He is also known for saying his catchphrases "Have a good day" "That was the stupidest thing I have ever done" and "I have to go to the hospital".
The L.A. Beast has to go the the hospital again for sticking his hand in Hot Ice and receiving 3rd degree burns by doing so.
by bvogs December 1, 2020
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Daughter of a Bastard

Daughter of a Bastard

1. A lady or female child who receives a bad example of a father
2. A lady or female child who behaves badly

3. A lady or girl child who belonged to an illegitimate father or mother
1. "You been been given a bad influence by your father. Your father doesn't just embarrass you, so you copied off his behavior. That makes you Daughter of a Bastard!

2. You give me a stinking attitude, daughter of a bastard! If it was a boy, you can say a son of a bitch.

3. Little did you know, your father is an illegitimate child, so he is still a bastard. I am sad to say, but you are a Daughter of the Bastard. Instead of saying son of a bitch, you know. But you can tell a son of an illegitimate child, too.
by Daughter of a Bastard February 25, 2014
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Halves on a Bastard

Two unmarried people having sex which in the outcome produces a child.
Hey wuz up my sizzle wanna go halves on a bastard?
by BenKerr October 17, 2003
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daughter of a bastard

An insult stating that the insultee is the resulting female offspring of male who was a bastard child. The opposite of son of a bitch.
Your brother is a son of a bitch and you are the daughter of a bastard.
by E April 7, 2005
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Daughter of a Bastard

The inverse of an S.O.B is a D.O.B.
Daughter of a Bastard I just got fired!
by coolkhat May 13, 2014
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Jam a bastard in it you crap

Jam a bastard in it you crap! is something Mom from futurama said before slapping her son.
Mom: Jam a bastard in it you crap!
Son: Ow!
by DJ BioDiesel May 25, 2009
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park a bastard

Used to describe the act of defecation.
I’ll be right back, just need to park a bastard.
by Ashurimitsu June 24, 2021
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