a/s/l
age/sex/location. used mostly in chatrooms by people who are either pedophilic stalkers or else very lonely people.
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A.S.S • A spot • a song • a splode • a static lullaby • a/s/l • A Series of Unfortunate Events • A-Side • a-slam • A.S.T.C.
A.S.A.F.P.
A.S.A.F.P. by asdfqwer1234 January 15, 2009
A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis)
An always-stiff-penis. A penis of such small stature, it fails to have the length to hang down, hence, being always stiff.
Also known as, an Always Stiff "Peeper," rather than penis.
Also known as, an Always Stiff "Peeper," rather than penis.
Example: I was changing in the locker room today with the guys, then I looked of at Tommy, an he was sporting a tiny dick, possibly an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).
Example: Dude, after I banged her, I took a cold shower, and came out. She threw off the towel because she wanted to give me head. She looked up and said, where'd it go? I must have an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).
Example: Dude, after I banged her, I took a cold shower, and came out. She threw off the towel because she wanted to give me head. She looked up and said, where'd it go? I must have an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).
A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis) by Leverett Thomas Holder November 8, 2009
A.S.T.C.
All Students Take Calculus!! Duh! What were you thinking?
It also stands for All, Sine, Tangent, and Cosine. But All Students Take Calculus works as a great mnemonic device.
It also stands for All, Sine, Tangent, and Cosine. But All Students Take Calculus works as a great mnemonic device.
Teacher: Any ideas for mnemonic devices to remember A.S.T.C?
**Class stares blankly
Teacher: Well, the way I learned it was All Students Take Calculus. There is also this really nasty one that I can't tell you. And if you figure it out and said it aloud I will give you a detention!!
Student A: Tell us please!!!!!
Teacher: No, I don't want to lose my job.
**10 minutes passes
**Student B turns to Student A with a calculator and a little piece of paper in it. Student A Opens this piece of paper and it reads:
"A.S.T.C. - All Sluts Take Cock - I dunno if this is right but I tried"
**Student A Breaks out into laughter and falls out of her chair.
**Class stares blankly
Teacher: Well, the way I learned it was All Students Take Calculus. There is also this really nasty one that I can't tell you. And if you figure it out and said it aloud I will give you a detention!!
Student A: Tell us please!!!!!
Teacher: No, I don't want to lose my job.
**10 minutes passes
**Student B turns to Student A with a calculator and a little piece of paper in it. Student A Opens this piece of paper and it reads:
"A.S.T.C. - All Sluts Take Cock - I dunno if this is right but I tried"
**Student A Breaks out into laughter and falls out of her chair.
A.S.T.C. by Jack and Diane March 14, 2017
a,s,a
Person 1: Whats up?
Person 2: Doing homework.
Person 1: Again?
Person 2: a,s,a...that's what happens when you take 5 AP's..
Person 2: Doing homework.
Person 1: Again?
Person 2: a,s,a...that's what happens when you take 5 AP's..
A.S.S
“Jeremy is at school and can’t wait to go home and take his A.S.S”
“Jeremy came home after school and took his A.S.S”
“Jeremy came home after school and took his A.S.S”