zoned out

Spaced out, stoned, unaware, oblivious, unconscious, drugged, narcotized.

Derived from the 70's phrase "lost in the ozone", which led to the related terms "ozoned", "zoned", and "zoned out".

I got kinda zoned out listening to Green Day and forgot to finish my term paper.

Dubya got zoned out at the Cabinet meeting and decided to invade Iraq without a legitimate cause.

by Hugh Johnson November 18, 2005

Zorked

High out of your mind. Thunderbaked.

Just ate a weed choco I am so zorked rn

by Jms928 October 20, 2018

friend zowned

Word used to make fun of friends when they've been thrown in the friend zone of a girl who they've been after.

- "Shit, dude she never replied to the comment I left on her facebook....what the hell"

- "HA HA fucking friend zowned!"

by Nandeezy July 5, 2009

Brain zoned

When a hot girl shows interest in you but only to get answers to homework and cheat off your other school work. Similar to friend zoned

Aj: "Isabella totally likes you bro"
Me: "Nah, she just has me brain zoned. She's copying my homework right now"

by Master gopher January 20, 2015

Pyramid Zoned

When you think you are going on a date but it’s actually just someone trying to sell you an awful MLM or pyramid scheme.

“I went on a date with Chris but he ended up trying to sell me some awful insurance from an MLM. Shame, he was cute...”

“Sounds like you got pyramid zoned.”

by Aurora Borealass October 17, 2019

fam-zoned

Short for family-zoned. Worse than friend-zoned. Saying someone is like a brother or sister so there is no hope of being anything more than friends.

If someone is really hitting on you and you just want to be friends, he/she has to be fam-zoned.

by krazykurls December 20, 2013

girlfriend zoned

When a guy/girl will only ever see you as a romantic intrist and not a friend no matter how many times they are turned down

I got girlfriend zoned by my best friend

by people0818 September 24, 2014