zog machine

a machine hitler used to kell jewish people which had poisonous fumes

Watch you stupid jew or i will get the zog machine

by chody October 3, 2004

Zog

When someone shaves their own head and misses a part. That part is called a Zog. Equally if you take clippers to someone's head and make one section too short thats noticeable you will have created a Zog. A Zog is an undesirable part of hair that should not be that way. A mistake.

Omg look at that Zog on your head. What a bloody mess

by Sweetshak June 2, 2017

Zog

Pretty cool guy, handsome with a nice beard.

Wow, I love Zog. He’s such a great guy and what a beard.

by JamesT765 November 23, 2021

Zog Will Guide

A saying said by the famous Mr.Zogby. If students are stuck on a problem the wonderful Zog will guide them to success.

Aviel: I don’t know where P=MC.

Mr.Zogby: Do not fear, ZOG WILL GUIDE!

by Triple_S69 February 22, 2025

Zogging

To engage in the mindless consumption of low-quality, algorithmic content. Most commonly done through social media apps like Instagram and TikTok. Often involves being slumped over one's phone.

We caught our friend slumped over in his chair, mindlessly zogging to Instagram reels of cats.

by anonymous December 19, 2024

Zog

Like dog put with Z and more slang

Zog- shutsho bitch ass up

by CaboCaboose February 19, 2022

Zog

A direct replacement for bro, but used for someone who is less intelligent than their sigma counterparts.

What is zog doing?

by SIGMABOZZ October 10, 2023