zippy

1. a silly name for a silly boy!

2. a poser who thinks that he is too cool for school. He typically gels his hair and wishes that he was kid cudi.

chick 1: ewwww who's that boy over there?
chick 2: OBVIOUSLY its a zippy, look at that hair and hes singing to kid cudi!!!!
chick 1: ew. i bet his penis is small.

by yrsoccer94 August 20, 2010

Zippy

A zip up hoody.. for short - a zippy!

When it gets cold, I grab a zippy to put over my tee.

by SamiJ January 29, 2010

Zippy

A zippy is a lazy individual who still lives at home with his/her parents. They complain often about life is passing them by yet do nothing about it.

I cant believe he still lives at home he is as zippy as they come.

by shaun flynn April 16, 2006

zippy

shrivled up penis

dude you have such a zippy!

by mufflerking230 May 13, 2009

zippy

puppet from British children's TV programme Rainbow.

George: Bungle's a mincing queen.
Zippy: Everybody knows that.

by itchyscrot April 2, 2003

zippy

A godmode roleplayer, someone who dodges every action you do while all his moves are unblock-able and destroy the entire world.

Sharptooth is such a zippy because when you roleplay a fight with him he can never be injured.

by revswim October 8, 2013

Zipfy

1: A sled with a plastic dildo on it / the plastic dildo attached to a sled.
2: A penis.

1: Jack: Dude, I added a rod to my sled so i can steer it better.
Jerk: This is amazing, man! We should sell this to kids! We will call it the Zipfy!
Jack: Well the rod I attached to it looks a little like a dick with balls...
Jerk: Who cares? No one'll notice. We can just pay kids 1,000 dollars a piece to prostitute themselves on our sled! We'll be f*cking rich!

2: Bob: I have the biggest zipfy in the world!
Billy: No, I do! I am the one with the biggest zipfy!

by Bill Mach March 10, 2012