zael

An amazing guy. He is super hilarious. Even though he is always there for you when you need it he rarely gets noticed by his friends and constantly gets used. Even though this happens to him he is so up beat. Fun. Funny. And a super player with the ladies. He's the guy who is constantly pushed to the brother and friend zone. Because of how trust worthy and amazing he is. If you know a zael keep him close.....he's a treasure.

Ughhhh I need someone to talk....to understand ....and make me laugh. I need a zael.

by Bambi 5 December 5, 2016

BrewBrew-Zela

A new drinking game inspired by the recent World Cup. The game begins with several contestants. The competitors have to chug a beer using a Vuvuzela as a funnel. The drink can be poured in from the beginning or poured in by a partner as the chug is taking place. The first person to successfully chug the beer and blow the horn is victorious.

*GULP* *GULP* *GULP* BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ (The sound of a successful BrewBrew-Zela)

by DasYeti July 11, 2010

New Zealand

An insignificant group of islands in the South Pacific inhabited by 55 million sheep, 4.5 million of which think they are human.

American: "Are you British?"
New Zealander: "Nah mate, I'm from New Zealand."
American: *blank stare*

English bartender: "What's it to be guv?"
New Zealander: "A pint of lager thanks."
English bartender: "I see your cricketers beat us in the Ashes again."

by Dunners_boi October 5, 2010

New Zealand

A place where you will find many sheep and no black people

tourist: where are the black people?
New Zealand: theres no such thing

by Can'tHelpYourself December 9, 2008

Zayla

A Beautiful girl who would make your heart melt. She is athletic,Determined,Brave and a strikingly gorgeous girl she is also really smart. She’s usually the one into horror movies . She often loves to scare people and is a cat person.

Watch out she’s such a Zayla!

Who is that gorgeous goddess whoa she’s sooo a Zayla

by Rrobinson2004 October 11, 2017

New Zealand

A place where absolutely nothing happens. The most boring place in the world. Great to live in if your 70, retired and want a life of serenity and sheep, but not if your a youth looking for excitement. Seriously don't come to New Zealand if you want to have fun!

Tourist: "I spend two weeks in New Zealand."
Friend: "Oh yeah? What'd you do there? Any crazy stories?"
Tourist: "Well the most exciting thing that happened was this one cow looked at me as I got close. The others didn't you see..."
Friend: "Dude...That is the lamest story ever"

by Icyrox January 18, 2009

New Zealand Carwash

The act of a male stripping naked, geting into a squating position, and a woman crab-walking underneath him, allowing his man-berries to sweep across her face.

Me: Yo, I totally New Zealand Carwash-ed that girl last night!

You: Sick bro! Was that enjoyable for either of you?

Me: No, no it was not.

by pulzd March 16, 2011