Zooshie

A child that is obsessed with geometry dash and minecraft speedrunning

Oh hey, have you seen that person over there?

Yeah, I have. They're listening to geometry dash music. They're definitely a Zooshie

by Mentally ill comedian October 5, 2021

Zoosexual

A word used by animal rapists trying to normalize raping animals. If you want to fuck animals you should be shot like them.

Hey dude, I should kill myself because I am Zoosexual!

by Big Willie III October 20, 2021

zoosexuality

The sexual orientation towards non-human animals.

James Smith has zoosexuality.

by ZooUnity September 5, 2009

Zoosexual

A way for perverts to justify mistreating animals

You aren't a "Zoosexual", you're an abuser of animals

by queen_azure August 25, 2017

Chinese Zoots

UK (London) slang for upper-end Chinese marijuana rolled in a joint. The term was popularised by UK rapper Dizzee Rascal in his song 'Stand up Tall.' The reason the word 'zoot' is used is because the joint is 'coned' or wider at one end. The marijuana is a considerably strong type.

'Never had the desire for Chinese Zoots' - Dizzee Rascal

by Dranicus August 1, 2010

zoosadist

Gaining pleasure from the torturing of animals. Mainly dogs or cats.

that ugly hoe is a zoosadist

by bigbutersmith January 8, 2023

Zotist

1.One of the children of the dark, they prey on cold food, not anything warm.
2.A religion that was started in the 21st century by an anonymous person, most people just know that worshippers started popping up all over the place.
3.A religion where you worship Lord Zot, god of the Dead, and darkness, and nothing.

1."I am a child of the darkness"
2."I am a zotist"
3."I have faith in Lord Zot, that he will protect me, therefore I fear no ghost"

by Silvanoshei October 29, 2005