ZOOMER 

n. Instance in which one accidentally inhales a small piece of Marijuana whilst smoking a cigarette of said substance.

Fuck my throat hurts. Why? I just caught a fucking zoomer.

ZOOMER by Lguilford February 12, 2007

Zoomer 

Popular nickname for members of Generation Z that incidentally also plays on the name of the online video chat service Zoom, one that many Zoomers famously used for school and university classes during the coronavirus.

Emily: Do you remember back in High School when we had classes on Zoom because of the pandemic?
Jacob: Yeah, we're such Zoomers.

Zoomer by yjonas May 8, 2020

Zoomer 

A slang term for Generation Z or iGen or a person who uses Zoom for their online classes.

Example 1:
Kid: "You use Discord?"
Kid 2: "No, I use Zoom."
Kid: "OK ZOOMER."

Example 2:
Teacher: "If there's Baby Boomers, then there's Zoomers!"
Students: (*cries internally, screams internally*)

Zoomer by HachiXD October 20, 2020

Zoomer 

Someone who is able to work from home via Zoom. Usually Zoomers are upper class white anglo-saxon protestants (WASPs) who remain safe in their domestic bubbles.

He didn't get Covid, Zoomers aren't exposed like the rest of us.

Zoomer by bravokilotwo January 26, 2021

zoomer 

To go out and have a mare. Ie a shit weekend.

Aw mate what a zoomer I had last night.

Haha did you see that bird u were with last night, you had a zoomer!

zoomer by matt from hants July 25, 2006

zoomer 

A person who uses the video telecommunications software Zoom.

This [pandemic] sure did turn so many of us into zoomers.

zoomer by Domolas October 25, 2020

zoomer 

(v.) When a man hangs penis out of his fly, gets an erection, and runs up and shanks a girl, ass rapes her, and runs away before being seen.

I gave Susie the zoomer last week, and she still doesn't know it was me

zoomer by The Merchant November 18, 2007