your mom

the answer to all lifes questions.

Sara:what grade did you get on your math test?
Sarah:*whispers*i got your mom!

by tooshywhooshy April 30, 2005

Your mom

MILF

defined me :I’m gonna fuck your mom guy: ya she’s a milf

by Coolcalo 69420 February 15, 2020

your mom

The new "the dog ate me homeowork"

Teacher: and what exactly happened to your homework this time?
You: you're mom happened

brillinace!

by Emily Weaver May 08, 2005

your mom

the lady that was on my balls last night

your mom fucked me
noo way
way
'his mom comes in
ready for round 2
HELL YEAH

by 8-bit guy April 21, 2011

Your mom

the most effective phrase to piss someone off.

someguy:thats dumb.
me:your mom is dumb.
someguy:you are juvinile and ugly.
me:your mom is juvinile and ugly.
someguy:uuugg...goddammit *head explodes*

by satanic ninja January 29, 2004

your mom

An overused phrase (much like your mom), especially in jokes, or heated conversation. Also serves as a mark of stupidity when you can't come up with anything else to say.

Person One: Well that sucks...
Person Two: That's what your mom said last night..

by Yoor Mom May 04, 2003

your mom

"your mom" tries to make the victim believe that the attacker is acquainted with the victim's mother.

Victim: I can't seem to get this to function properly.
Attacker: I can't seem to get your mom to function properly.

by Peter March 14, 2004