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you shittin' me

Slang for, "You're joking."
"Yo dawg, I heard dis bitch had a kid last week yo."
"You shittin' me, dawg!"
by Beccie May 3, 2003
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You Shave It I Eat It

a pickup line used to chirp/yell at girls that will instantly make them extremely horny.
by Always Shave It September 19, 2011
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did you shit the bed?

what you say to someone who turns up to work ridiculously early, as everyone knows this sort of eager beaver behaviour would only be acceptable if you had actually shat the bed, were forced to get out of it, and had nothing better to do than come to work.
colleague not due to start work till 9 showing up at 8.15: good morning!
me: did you shit the bed?!
by me old fruity October 1, 2006
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you should

you should
you should
by Krkič April 6, 2019
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You Shoot Like A Stormtrooper

An insult that hunters, cops, mobs, or paintball players use. It means that you cant hit shit when you shoot kuz your too fucking gay to learn how to aim or your too friggin weak to hold the gun steady, or you have a crappy scope on your gun and cant aim. Everyone whos seen Star Wars knows that Stormtroopers suck ass at shooting kuz hundreds of them missed hitting Luke and then got their asses kicked.
Hunter : What the hell that friggin moose was right in front of you and you MISSED? Damn you shoot like a Stormtrooper
Cop: You didnt hit the convict? dammit now hes escaped from jail. You shoot like a stormtrooper
Mobs: Dammit you were supposed to whack Jimmy. Whassamottayoo? You shoot like a Stormtrooper!
Paintball Player: Dumbass! Missed me! You shoot like a Stormtrooper!
by ... September 2, 2004
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will you shut up, man?

Only the most courageous people can say this... to the president of the united fucking states. Also has become a meme.
Person 1: As I was saying-
Person 2: *interrupts about five thousand times*
Person 1: Will you shut up, man?
by alksjfhaksdfh September 30, 2020
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have you shit the bed

A term used to mock someone when they are up early in the morning (meaning they aren't usually up early)
It's only 5am,have you shit the bed?
by Lee.w October 31, 2017
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