yomamajokes

A retarded joke that middle and high schoolers say to each other that starts with "yo mama's so______that_______________." It's is used to be funny, but if you say it to the wrong person, they will beat the shit out of you.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor. yomamajokes-stupid

by emailme: stevendashclark@gmail December 19, 2014

yomammasallama

When You have absolutly no clue what the answer to a queston is You simply say Yomammasallama

Kelley:what did paris hilton go to jail for?
Jamie:uuuhhh....yomammasallama

Also see Penguinsarefluffy

by D0WN N1NJEttE=H4RDC0RE T0 D4 B0NE July 19, 2007

yomama

an insult about yomama

yomama is like a hockey player, changes her pads after 3 periods and that is what yo mama mean bitch

by roy damn mercer June 17, 2004

yota

A Toyota. Commonly used amongst Toyota enthuiasts.

Dude, nice Yota!
So, are we taking tha Yota today?

by cali4rnr February 14, 2005

yomamathon

A contest with two people consisting of many lame yo-mama jokes fired at each other at rapid speeds. The usual audiences of these are white, wanna-be gangsters who have failing socail skills.

White wanna-be: Dude, that yomamathon the other day was awesome!
Other guy: No, it was actually one of the worst oral experiences ever to pierce my ears.

by Mr. Whitey November 3, 2009

Yotados

interjection, noun, plural

interjection

1.

farewell (a conventional expression used at parting when the person is already walking away).

It is composed of "Yo" and "Tados"

Example 1

James: are you leaving man?
Franck: yea!
(as Franck is walking away, James shouts)
James: YOTADOS!!

Example 2:

I just called the front desk to ask for help because my communicator windows were filling up with jibberish. They told me yotados!

Yo

by Jimmy Bond June 30, 2012

Yomamadont

An expression one says in a state of dread and disappointment

The teach said we’re doing not one, but 2 test...yomamadont.

by Kid that sit at desk 36 P6 October 3, 2018