Yokhen

An awesome computer player born in 1989 and alive to this day. He mostly plays free online games.

(Guy googles for "Yokhen")
-"Hey! Look Yokhen is playing this payed game!"
-"No, that's just a Korean impersonator."
-"Look! he's playing this other expensive online game!"
-"No, that's just another argentinean impersonator."
-"Look! This another impersonator of Yokhen is playing this FREE massive multiplayer online game, and has downloaded tons of pirate games!"
-"Now, now... that's not an impersonator, that's the real Yokhen!"

by Yokhen November 23, 2010

Yo eben yoke

"don't even joke"

what beaners say when they want you to stop "joking around"

"Yo Yimmy stop yoking around so much."
"Yo eben yoke yimmy."

by KEHBEENG G December 24, 2007

yoke em

When people are fighting and someone yells Yoke Em it means crack their head. Yoke Em

Ay Yoke Em! Bro make sure you Yoke Em.

by Kathtx September 5, 2020

Choke the yoke

When your about to nut and you clench your dick so you don’t cum.

I was about to nut insid my girlfriend’s friend last night so I had to choke the yoke.

by The real John June 2, 2018

Yoked

Very strong, well built, muscular body

A body builder.
Wow, that guy is fucking yoked!

by Matty Georgeous August 27, 2008

yoked up

muscular person...big traps

dave is yoked up, it actually looks like he's a farm animal and his master has a yoke on his shoulders

by moolee November 11, 2007

yoke

these days in Ireland, a Yoke refers to almost *anything*

"how do you get this feckin yoke to work?" - computer
"pass me that yoke" - pencil
"this yoke is feckin broken!" - DVD player
etc

by A February 18, 2007