“Weird Al” Yankovic

The greatest man to ever live.
If you hate him, you’re a disgrace to all societies.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that new song by “Weird Al” Yankovic?
Guy 2: Yeah, ‘twas great.

by StringedGuitar17 September 5, 2022

Crank Yankers

A cross between the jerky boys and the muppets. Quite possibly the best show on television today. Appears on the comedy central network.

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

Yanker

Someone who uses american words and phrases, despite being english. Usually to try and sound more 'street', but often just from watching too much MTV Base.

A yanker gets off a plane and calls his friend:

He says: S'up man? I just got off the airplane, my ride's in row zee of the parking lot.

He means: Alright mate? I just got off the aeroplane, my lift's waiting in row zed in the car park.

by Danny Mellins July 28, 2008

Crank Yankers

the coolest prank phone call group, i wish the jerky boys made something like that

by JeVoNeR September 12, 2003

Yankerbate

To yank ones reproductive organ to the point of climax.

Roland likes to yankerbate because he gets no action from the ladies.

by -=AMK=- October 20, 2003

Crank Yanker

A girl that jacks or strokes a dick.

Lauren jerked off 15 guys last night she's a master Crank Yanker.

by Ask me all about the HO Lauren March 4, 2009

Yanker

A mixture of the words yacht and wanker as in yacht-wanker. It describes all people who sail a yacht and look like total douchebags while doing so. Generally refers to those sailors who think they are better than you.

Reg: Aw would you look at that beauty of a yacht there!!
John: But look at the people on board waving to us like the queen of england. God, what Yankers.

by Yankerenthusiast August 25, 2011