The mating call made by a rare breed of
animal known as the 'Spaniard-cubanius oldus grandmadios' Repeated several
time during takeoff this high pitched whine scares away most of its prey. It usually flaps its wings while screaming at the
top of its lungs and running in circles. This species is usually found in sub-tropical areas in surrounding publix supermarkets and enjoys to instigate fights, enter prohibited areas, and mumbling prayers to those who listen. Be wary of its painfull bite, like a shark this
animal leaves in teeth in its prey and can always bother its medical insurance for a new pair. This creature is deaf by its own choice and improves its eyesight one eye at a
time.
Devoted workaholic. Loves publix supermarkets.
Experts on this
animal suggest you run if its mating call is heard. "YAH! YAH! YAH! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" Shortly after this
sound is hear expect a sonic boom due to this animals ability to take off at supersonic speeds.
"A unsatisfied Cable Client:While watching a documentary on this
animal on the Discovery channel, My
TV sets speakers
broke due to the Sonicboom caused by this creature after it cried out it's making call and took off at mach2"
Confusius say:"YAH YAH YAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
For more information see 'Spaniard-cubanius oldus grandmadios'