ya mum

A phrase that is useful to include in insults when learning another language, so then you can insult people's mothers and they don't even know it.

puedo tenor sexo con tu mama en tu cama?
which is spanish for can i have sex with ya mum in your bed?

by veryspecialperson November 30, 2005

YA MUM

Commonly used when someone bags you and you can't think of anything to come back with!

Joe: G'day Bob, hows it hangin'?
Bob: Ya mum's hangin?
Joe: Ya Fat!
Bob: Ya Mum's Fat!
Joe: What did I do to do?
Bob: Ya Mum did something to you!

"Joe has logged out."

by Mr. Ownage April 06, 2004

ya mum

A lame, but funny joke. Note that it's not an insult.

"Ya mum"
"Ya mum's mum"

"You suck"
"Ya mum sucks"

by Marbarian May 04, 2005

ya mum

A well fit bitch who i had last night

i had carl nunns mum

by Anonymous May 16, 2003

ya mum

one of the best insults EVER cause there rly isnt a reply insult. used when;
1)u have NO idea what the insult meant
or
2)u have no other comeback
3)u dont know how to answer the qn or cbf

1) Davo: omgsh look at the MINGER!!!
Julie: ya mum's a minger!
Bill: zing

2) Davo: Julie's ugly!!!
Julie: ya mum!!

3) Bill: oi, davo!
Davo: yeh?
Bill: what's the time?
Davo: ya mum

by sexii May 30, 2007

ya mum

a way of paying out someone and their mother. good phrase if you have a bad vocab.

Augustus: What are you doing up so late brother?
Bartholumew: Ya mum.

by Maddizzle May 26, 2004

Ya mum

The answer to everything in the whole wide world!

Person 1: You're blocked!
Person 2: Ya mums blocked!

Person 1: What you doing?
Person 2: Ya mum!

Person 1: Where's Tom?
Person 2: Where's ya mum?

by BaybeeMegziieee--x December 24, 2007