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Yoko Matsugane

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The holy grail of poon, a Japanese girl with big eyes, great legs and unholy natural tits.

Her refusal so far to display her wicks or vag only increases her charm, though I wouldn't object if she did either.

Check Youtube for clips if any doubt remains to you.
Christ. Yoko Matsugane would get rammed across the Alps if I had my way.
by Lord Grimcock October 9, 2008
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A scamming, theiving man who steals identities, artwork and 'fursonas' from furries, but oh no, its not just furry stuff, Deviant art, Furaffinity, Jyros, Steam, Second Life and pretty sure other internet locations as well.

He cares for nobody els but himself, he's so terrible he even has an Encyclopedia Dramatica about him, he's such an asshat.

He is most commonly known as Yoko Beaumont.
One of Yoko's more infamous activities which he engages in, is the impersonation of artists based on the information that is publicly available, including art in most cases, to try and defame the person in question, piss them off, or fulfill some desire that he has to be someone else. - Yoko Beaumont
by Scytheclaw July 7, 2011
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Dwight Yoakam

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Dwight Yoakam is one of the best artists in recent country music history. Unlike most of his contemporaries, he doesn’t give in to what’s trendy in Nashville and plays what he likes instead. As a result, his music is unique, honest, and never pretentious. He’s able to mix elements of Bakersfield country, traditional country, bluegrass, blues, alt.country, rock, and more together seamlessly to create a sound that’s both fresh and true to its roots. In addition to his unique musical style, he also writes some of the most emotional and thought-provoking (yet somehow still simplistic) lyrics.

If that wasn’t enough, he’s also an acclaimed actor and director in Hollywood. What a guy.
Instead of buying another worthless Tim McGraw CD, buy Dwight Yoakam's new album "Blame the Vain" when it comes out on June 14th. WOOT WOOT!
by me April 25, 2005
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yoko syndrome

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Yoko syndrome refers to scapegoating of the latest party to become involved with an object of popularity that is now in decline. Refers to the situation of many fans of the beatles blaming Yoko Ono, wife of John Lennon for their break-up, and the end of beatlemania.

See also I like helter skelter
by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004
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A fart so rank it causes a group of chatting people to disperse, thus "breaking up the group."

Based on the common belief that Yoko Ono was responsible for the breakup of the Beatles.
We were having a nice conversation by the keg until Maynard let loose with a horrendous ass-yoko.
by waydown August 25, 2008
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St. Yokoyoma

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St. Yokoyoma is not only the true definition of beauty, but so too is she the Saint of beauty.
I prayed to St. Yokoyoma last night and I awoke with beauty the next day.
by St. Oremus September 30, 2018
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An exceptionally terrible musical performance. After Yoko Ono, an utterly talentless performance artist who never would have been allowed anywhere near a recording studio but for her association with the late Beatle, John Lennon.
How was the Good Charlotte show last night?
Really bad. I mean, like, Yoko bad!
by PBSPinchback November 14, 2010
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