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fat ugly kid unable to get girls or even guys. likes to go around thinking they are the best person ever when they really just suck. weak, fat,lazy, and small penis are all things that follow ppl with this name. girls find them ugly and guys just kick the crap out of them. wears glasses, likes sports and seems to work in banks. also seem to think pimping out there cars are cool, when who cares. they have a need to rub shit in ppl faces by buying the newst cellphones and other things. this kind of person is nothing more then the scum of the earth.

unable to perform sex bc of ugly looks and small penises, they rezort to porno's or sex toys. any girl with a yakoff is also very ungly and unable to find anything better do to being to slutly for other guys.
yo that kid thinks hes all that fixing out his car but still nothing but a yakoff!
yakoff by haterofdumbasses February 6, 2008

Yakoff Smirnoff 

The transformation of a fully functional human being to a human being that is not functional because of a horrid episode of vomiting usually caused by food, drugs, alcohol, or all three combined. Hence the word yak. Word is Russian originating from the comedian Yakov Smirnoff.
Yo bro, i totally got sick at last night's party. Ya man, you totally turned into to Yakoff Smirnoff. Ya man a total yakoff episode.
Yakoff Smirnoff by ElevatingtheMind November 29, 2006

Yakoff Smirnoff 

The transformation of a fully functional human being to a human being that is not functional because of a horrid episode of vomiting usually caused by food, drugs, alcohol, or all three combined. Hence the word yak. Word is Russian originating from the comedian Yakov Smirnoff.
Yo bro, i totally got sick at last night's party. Ya man, you totally turned into to Yakoff Smirnoff. Ya man a total yakoff episode.
Yakoff Smirnoff by ElevatingtheMind November 12, 2008

Yakima Yak-off 

To pose as a Immigration Officer wannabe. Self described as "I.C.E.M.A.N." the enforcer of all immigration laws. Known locally as "PoonBoy."
Dude's Yakima Yak-off posin' like a big dog...
Yakima Yak-off by boppa23 April 28, 2011
To get horny from Yik Yak to the point of masturbation.
Dude, Yik Yak was so sexual tonight I couldn't help but Yak Off.
Yak Off by AVGwhitekid October 27, 2014
Waste time using the location based anonymous forum Yik Yak
I was so bored at work so I started yaking off

I don't know what to do while I wait, guess I'll just Yak Off
Yak Off by Orng912 October 9, 2014

soo_yaofficialaccount 

Is a jisoo troller on tiktok and known as known one of the best jisoo troll account
Do you know soo_yaofficialaccount
Yeah she’s kinda funny ngl
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